Who Invited Boo Radley?
a summary of my otp
spock: captain we must obey the prime directive
spock: captain, do not forget about the prime directive
spock: captain, the prime directive clearly states
spock: captain, logic dictates the prime directive
spock: JIM ARE YOU IN DANGER FUCK THE PRIME DIRECTIVE FUCK IT FUCK THAT SHIT
kirk: what
spock: what

foucault-the-haters:

  • Palestine should be wholeheartedly defended.
  • This defence should never incorporate or accept anti-Semitism.

marenella:

Okay but what about Les Amis and co. going to restaurants:

  • Like just watching the waiter of waitress’s face drop when they say ‘table for thirteen please’
  • (they have to shove four three tables together and pull up five extra chairs)
  • It takes them about an hour to order
  • and another hour for everyone to get all their food
  • somehow it has become a tradition for the restaurant to get Joly’s order wrong
  • Jehan usually orders something really expensive and then just eat off of everyone else’s plate instead
  • it’s okay though because bahorel and feuilly finish everyone’s his off
  • marius, enjolras, and eponine bond over desserts
  • they order every single dessert on the menu, let feuilly and bahorel finish off their main meals, and then eat the desserts together communicating in moans and squeals of delight
  •  combeferre is the human-disposal of the group
  • if you don’t like it, give it ferre 
  • which comes in handy b/c coufeyrac always orders something exotic and always ends up hating it (ferre has eaten so much exotic fish)
  • cosette eats like a bird and always makes everyone feel bad about themselves for ordering something really unhealthy while she munches on her fresh-garden salad
  • bousset usually ends up spilling his meal on the floor and then eating off of joly’s plate
  • r and musichetta are surprisingly the most defensive of their food; they growl and claw if someone comes close to their plate
  • they all chip in and buy their meals together because by the end of the night everyone pretty much shared the same food
  • they leave the waiter or waitress a huge tip (enj and feuilly threaten insist) and a cute little note of appreciation with a small sketch (grantaire) and a sweet poem (jehan) and signed by all of them
Let’s add another dick joke
William Shakespeare (via realpeople-fakequotes)

cedricdigory:

whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene

cedricdigory:

whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene

batcii:

i can’t decide if i like enjolras with long or short hair sigh. quick hour-long sketch that appeared quite out of turn next to my homework tonight.

batcii:

i can’t decide if i like enjolras with long or short hair sigh. quick hour-long sketch that appeared quite out of turn next to my homework tonight.