Who Invited Boo Radley?
Witchcraft is the recourse of the dispossessed, the powerless, the hungry and the abused. It gives heart and tongue to stones and trees. It wears the rough skin of beasts. It turns on a civilisation that knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Apocalyptic Witchcraft, Peter Grey (via kassapti)
pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

This is our home,now. This is where we belong.
a summary of my otp
spock: captain we must obey the prime directive
spock: captain, do not forget about the prime directive
spock: captain, the prime directive clearly states
spock: captain, logic dictates the prime directive
spock: JIM ARE YOU IN DANGER FUCK THE PRIME DIRECTIVE FUCK IT FUCK THAT SHIT
kirk: what
spock: what

foucault-the-haters:

  • Palestine should be wholeheartedly defended.
  • This defence should never incorporate or accept anti-Semitism.

marenella:

Okay but what about Les Amis and co. going to restaurants:

  • Like just watching the waiter of waitress’s face drop when they say ‘table for thirteen please’
  • (they have to shove four three tables together and pull up five extra chairs)
  • It takes them about an hour to order
  • and another hour for everyone to get all their food
  • somehow it has become a tradition for the restaurant to get Joly’s order wrong
  • Jehan usually orders something really expensive and then just eat off of everyone else’s plate instead
  • it’s okay though because bahorel and feuilly finish everyone’s his off
  • marius, enjolras, and eponine bond over desserts
  • they order every single dessert on the menu, let feuilly and bahorel finish off their main meals, and then eat the desserts together communicating in moans and squeals of delight
  •  combeferre is the human-disposal of the group
  • if you don’t like it, give it ferre 
  • which comes in handy b/c coufeyrac always orders something exotic and always ends up hating it (ferre has eaten so much exotic fish)
  • cosette eats like a bird and always makes everyone feel bad about themselves for ordering something really unhealthy while she munches on her fresh-garden salad
  • bousset usually ends up spilling his meal on the floor and then eating off of joly’s plate
  • r and musichetta are surprisingly the most defensive of their food; they growl and claw if someone comes close to their plate
  • they all chip in and buy their meals together because by the end of the night everyone pretty much shared the same food
  • they leave the waiter or waitress a huge tip (enj and feuilly threaten insist) and a cute little note of appreciation with a small sketch (grantaire) and a sweet poem (jehan) and signed by all of them
Let’s add another dick joke
William Shakespeare (via realpeople-fakequotes)

cedricdigory:

whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene