Who Invited Boo Radley

maxi-pads:

#i can just here him saying it to himself in the mirror #over and over #on those days when he doesn’t want to go on #when he wants to burn all his fake ids and dump out the arsenal and get a job in a garage #when he just wants to slip off the planet because hes too tired #he chants it to himself until the words run together #until he can walk out of the bathroom with his head held high and wake sammy with a joke and a reassuring grin

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Dean: Cause you got one advantage Max didn’t have.
Sam: Dad? Because Dad’s not here Dean.

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kototyph:

Here is a small, silly little thing from alexadean’s “SPN SLEEPY TIME MEME!”.

Prompt from orbiting_saturn: “Crazy!Cas doesn’t need to sleep, but he likes to. He also likes to use Sam as his bed.” Mild spoilers for 7x22 and 7x23.

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• Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
• Witness: "I only have one, you know."
• -----
• Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
• Witness: "By death."
• Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
• -----
• Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
• The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
• -----
• Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
• Witness: "July 15th."
• Lawyer: "What year?"
• Witness: "Every year."
• -----
• Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
• Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
• -----
• Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
• Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
• Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
• Witness: "Er...his face."
• -----
• Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
• Witness: "Yes."
• Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
• Witness: "I forget."
• Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
• Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
• Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
• Witness: "Forty-five years."
• -----
• Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
• Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
• Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
• Witness: "My name is Susan."
• -----
• Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
• Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
• Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
• Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
• -----
• Lawyer: "What happened then?"
• Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
• Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
• Witness: "No."
• -----
• Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
• Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
• -----
• Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
• -----
• Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
• Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
• Witness: "That's me."
• Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
• Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
• Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
• Witness: "Yes."
• Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
• Witness: "Yes."
• Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
• Witness: "None."
• Lawyer: "Were there girls?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
• Witness: "Yes."
• Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
• Witness: "Borofkin."
• Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
• Witness: "I can't remember."
• Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
• Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"
• -----
• Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
• Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
• Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
• Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
• Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
• Witness: "No."
• -----
• Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
• Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
• -----
• Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
• Witness: "Yes sir."
• Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
• Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
• -----
• Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
• Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
• Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"
• -----
• Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
• Witness: "I could see his head."
• Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
• Witness: "Just above his shoulders."
• -----
• Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
• Witness: "The victim lived."

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freakingpotter:

H O W ?!

Holy shit

I keep trying to think of a good comment for this but I’m speechless, really.

My god.

there are no words

* slowly dies of epic*

this is everything i never knew i wanted

holy shit

STOP I CANT HANDLE THIS I CANNOT 

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padapooper:

Mama says go and get the medicine, because Keke has a toothache and they don’t have the money or the time and it is so hot, please, mija, please. 

Go and get the medicine because she owes me a favor, and Leticia goes because she is the middle girl and the middle girl goes to get the medicine. 

Lala dances with boys, Leticia gets medicine, and Keke has a toothache.

She passes everyone on the way there and they all seem to know, because everyone always seems to know when you are going to the little adobe house on the edge of town, with the huge cactus in the front and the windows clear in their baked mud frames, and the big twiggy broom leaning on door.

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ugh hell yes, seem to be done with freelance stuff for the night.

it is 2:20 in the morning.

and I think I have a pinch hit due tomorrow? Yeah better check that right now

slytherin-cumberbatch:

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